Monday, December 18, 2006

im in ur club drinkin ur booz

We unmoored the party barge Friday night and floated it down to Dupont to see what all the pretty people were up to. Turns out the pretty people were all consumed with holiday cheer and spent the whole night giving us alcohol.

Dear Peter at Citron: Oregano, yo was really enamored with the festive arrangement you had at the bar. That, and the mojitos. "Lime, mint, syrup, and rum . . . it's like everything I love in one glass."

Dear Empanada Guy: Sorry about taking over your place like that. I swear, we just can't take Britney, yo anywhere and expect her to behave.

Dear Billy Ocean: No, we are not going to get into your car.

Dear Friend of the Guy Wearing the Circa-1997 Sweater and Haircut: Yes, we know you bought us the round of shots. No, we are not going to designate someone from our table to "thank you in the right way."

Dear Drunk Biz-natch on M Street Who Told Us to Keep it Down: Like you've got room to talk.

Dear Fly: Let's forget about that whole tequila shot thing next time, 'kay?

Kisses,

The Alligators


2 Comments:

At 11:25 PM, Blogger Seamus, yo said...

Of all the nights to be outtatown! (sigh)

 
At 11:26 PM, Blogger Seamus, yo said...

Of course, that coulda killed the free drinks...

 

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