Monday, June 12, 2006

And from the "it just sounds dirty" department....

Last night the male flight attendant on my plane broadcasted on the intercom to report that due to turbulence, he will be discontinuing the cart service and will instead be starting "hand service."


2 Comments:

At 7:34 PM, Blogger Veronica, yo. said...

I failed to mention that said male flight attendant looked similar to Lionel Ritchie, which upped the "Ick" quotient.

I just called to say dirty!

 
At 7:42 PM, Blogger Britney, yo said...

When he came around to give the "hand service" did he say to passengers, "Hello! Is it me you're looking for?" and sculpt ridiculous likenesses of them out of clay? Perhaps this was the "hand service" he spoke of...hmmmmm, still creepy. Of course, anything that references a bad 1980's music video wherein Lionel Ritchie practically stalks a blind girl in an art class is creepy.

 

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