Keanu Reeves says he's lonely and wants to get married and have children, in an upcoming issue of Parade magazine.
Where do I volunteer?
posted by Oregano, yo @ Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Wednesday, June 07, 2006
Because we keep making too much noise playing Whac-a-Mole.
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2 Comments:
You'll never understand him the way I do, oregano, yo. Keanu and me, we're for reals. I stood by him this whole time, when everyone else said he was a dull-witted has-been who didn't like girls.
Bad news for you, Bailey, yo...he loves me best. Always has.
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