Alligators on a Party Barge

How Bailey, yo Stopped Worrying

Bailey, yo: North Korea's got the bomb, right?

Mr. Bailey: Well, that's what most people think.

B, yo: So who else has got the bomb?

Mr. B: Um, France, Germany, England . . .

B, yo: Germany does not have the bomb. After two world wars, there ain't no way Germany's gonna get the bomb.

Mr. B: Good point. Um, us, Russia, Pakistan, Israel . . .

B, yo: Israel's got the bomb?

Mr. B: Sure.

B, yo: What the hell is Israel going to do with the bomb?

Mr. B: I think they're a little touchy about their sovereignty some days.

posted by Bailey, yo @ Tuesday, June 06, 2006