Friday, August 04, 2006

Reason for Having a Doctor Friend No. 2

Is it air pollution? Or is it pink eye?

The recent excessive heat weather emergency in the D.C. Metro area has created a stagnant layer of air over the city, which is now a soupy mess of smog and humidity. Lovely. So is that what's causing the recent outbreak of bloodshot eyes? Or could it be conjunctivitis that's spreading outward from Britney, yo's husband?

If we had a doctor friend, he or she could clear this issue up with us, either figuratively, or literally if we do, in fact, have a case of the pinks. Anyone out there have a home eye testing kit?


At 3:31 PM, Blogger Bailey, yo said...

Definitely Mr. Britney, yo. He is the original vector of contagion, Patient #1.

The fact that I now have unshakeable pinkeye from him is yet another reason to not make out with your friend's husband.


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