Alligators on a Party Barge

Rules for cancer

1. No WebMD or Googling allowed. And you better not even think of Asking Jeeves.*
2. Definitely no Google Images, either.
3. Only happy recovery stories from colleagues allowed. It's best to ask up front when someone launches into their tale if it's going to end badly. If so, tell the person, "fuck you muchly" and stomp away.
4. Drink. Drink heavily. You can always go to rehab once you're finished with chemo.

[* The absence of links is deliberate. Britney, yo wouldn't even allow me a quick glance.]

posted by Bailey, yo @ Wednesday, August 02, 2006