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What's this? A Salad Dressing? You Don't Believe in Dressings

Recipe for a Salad Dressing
Can be applied to Most Boring Salad Ever recipe (Friday, May 19, 2006 posting), to make Most Boring Asian-Inspired Salad Ever

7 dashes rice wine vinegar
1-2 hearty squirt(s)/spoonful(s) of honey (depends on honey-carrying receptacle)
9 dashes of soy sauce
5-6 shakes of toasted sesame seeds

Mix ingredients well. Add to salad. Enjoy, at least until your coworkers complain about the "vinegary smell." Practice looks of disdain in office mirror to shoot at coworkers who complained about salad dressing. Rehearse snappy retort to them next time THEY are eating in the lunchroom. Spread rumor about coworkers involved in torrid love affair in the copy room, as evidenced by toner stain on clothing. When coworkers leave company to find another job, due to lost respect, make a large batch of salad dressing to enjoy in complaint-free zone.

Serves 1-2.

posted by Veronica @ Wednesday, July 26, 2006